Announcing... My "Totally Insane, Over-the-Top, You'd-Have-to-Be-a-Moron-to-Pass-on-It" Bonus Offer for Flutterby Marketing Tuesday, 11:58 am Dear About-to-Be-Rich Internet Marketing Friend, I know you've been hearing a lot of hype about Flutterby Marketing the past few weeks. Your email inbox has probably been bombarded by offers from affiliates trying to outdo each other to get you to buy the course through them. Your life is about to get a whole lot easier. Delete all those other emails, because this offer tops them all. I don't care if Jay Abraham offered to fly you to his home for a week of free consulting... that would pale in comparison to what I'm offering. I want you to lock the kids in their rooms, tell your spouse to get lost, cut the phone lines to your home, smash your cell phone with a hammer... then sit down, turn off your iPod, and put down your beer, so you don't get distracted as you read every word of this page. If you buy Flutterby Marketing through the link on this page, you'll not only get the newest, hottest course on the planet, but also these incredible amazing bonuses you won't find anywhere else: INCREDIBLE AMAZING BONUS 1: $10 McDonald's gift card ($500 Value) I know some of you may spend your last dime on this package, and I'm a compassionate person, so I want to make sure you don't starve. This card is as good as cash at any participating McDonald's restaurant. Use it to buy your favorite food and drinks, like:
As you can see, the possibilities are endless. Take the whole family. Buy breakfast for your mastermind group. Or just pig out and eat several Big Macs at once. INSIDER TIP 1: Get creative. Go to McDonald's at 10:25 AM and order a breakfast item, then wait 6 minutes and order off the lunch menu. Who says you "can't get fries" with your Egg McMuffin®, or Chicken McNuggets® with your McGriddle®? What's that all about? Don't let negative people drag you down! Where there's a will, there's a way. Drop your limiting beliefs, and the sky is the limit. INSIDER TIP 2: If your budget is really tight, you can get a plain hamburger or cheeseburger for under $1. Water is free, so this is like getting at least 10 meals paid for, just for buying Flutterby Marketing. Some Manhattan restaurants charge over $50 for dinner (not including tip!), so I have conservatively estimated the value of this bonus at $500. (As an extra bonus, I will include my recipe for tomato soup, which you can make free from condiments they give away at McDonald's.) INSIDER TIP 3: If you're really desperate, you could go through the drive-thru, use the card to buy hot coffee, then "accidentally" spill it on yourself and sue McDonald's for millions of dollars. So this bonus is really priceless. INCREDIBLE AMAZING BONUS 2: Private Label Rights to Collection of 66 Best-Selling Books ($4997 Value) This set of books has sold well around the world for 2000 years. You'll get private label rights, so you can do whatever you want with them.
and many more! Yes, you get BOTH Samuels, BOTH Kings, and BOTH Corinthians, just to name a few. Don't you think people who buy Kings I will buy the sequel, too? Of course they will. Who wants to read only half the story? Look at what sequels did for Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. What can you do with this amazing collection of private label books? Here are just a few ideas:
INCREDIBLE AMAZING BONUS 3: My Personal Cell Number and Free One-on-One Consulting (priceless) I know some of my fellow marketers will be upset at me for offering this. But what can I say? I want you to buy Flutterby Marketing through me, and I'm willing to offer this unethical bribe. You see, the commission on this product is pretty generous, but I want more. So I decided to just print my own copies of the course directly- my fulfillment guy is in the basement right now, cranking out unauthorized CD-Rs as fast as the drive will write them. I figure, why give the product creator over HALF the money from each sale, when all he did was put his life's work into a course that people could use to duplicate his success? I'm not only duplicating his success; I'm duplicating his CDs, DVDs, manual, etc. It's my own proprietary version of Carbon Copy Marketing!
I'll have plenty of free time in jail to offer coaching. So I'll send you my personal cell number. Simply give the guard the number of my personal cell, and he will escort you to the meeting room. (Consultations limited to visiting hours only. Offer not valid if I'm in solitary. I reserve the right to record these sessions for a future "Prison Secrets" product.)
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Here are just some of the books in this collection:
I plan on spending the money I make pretty fast, since once he finds out what I'm doing, he'll probably have me thrown in jail. But my loss is your gain!